The engine itself is ancient, and while it's refined and lively, it's also filthy, chucking out nearly 400g/km of CO2. Worse still, it's incredibly thirsty: Land Rover claims it will return 17mpg, but around town that drops to less than 12mpg. All of which makes owning a V8 Discovery an expensive business - an experience made worse by crippling depreciation. While Td5 diesel versions retain more than half of their original value after three years, V8s struggle to match a third of their purchase cost.
If you can afford this kind of thirst and residuals, chances are you can afford a Range Rover. So what's the point buying the Disco? It may be nice to drive and luxurious to wallow in, but the V8 is impossible to recommend. It is the weakest link. Goodbye!
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